and run through with my gym shorts on

So, Mimi got his own solo, and even though it was the one he also sung during the Taiwan fanmeet (I forget the name), I'm still really psyched that he finally got one. Dude, it was about time. I bet the rest had to harrass him into it, lol.

AND OKAY. DID HENRY SERIOUSLY WEAR THE CK BOXERS OVER HIS PANTS? I DO BELIEVE HE DID, AND OKAY, OKAY, I GET IT. HE'S A PIMP. HE'S A PIMP, INTERNET. OH MAN. DON'T STOP PIMPIN', DUDE. NEVER, EVER STOP. PLEASE? who else will i have to laugh at ridiculously at strange hours in the morning, i ask you?

With the Super Show at an end, the lawsuit on the verge of finalizing (unless they manage to push it back yet another month or three, lol) I can now finally start speculating uselessly about what will happen to Henry and Zhoumi AND CRY UNHOLY TEARS OF DOOM IF THEY ARE TO BE OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED AS THE MAIN SUPER JUNIOR, SRSLY.

Happy days? :)

HOLY ALMIGHTY SHIT. JUST SAW SOME PICS FROM THE SUPER GIRL PERFORMANCE ON THE SEVENTH, AND I SWEAR TO GOD, HENRY LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO CUT A BITCH. OR SIX. AND ALSO POSSIBLY A LARGE, GRUMPY OX.

IT. IT IS PROBABLY NOT COOL OF ME TO FIND IT BOTH BEAUTIFUL AND SCORCHINGLY HOT. I AM PROPERLY ASHAMED.

Also, to make another very not-srs bsnz and slightly contradictory comment about the Shanghai Super Show, in regards to the 'kiss', I never knew Henry could blush that hard. And, oh em eff gee, could his reaction be any more adorable? I still kind of feel like I've been peeping into his first date or something, though. LOLOLOL.

OK. NOW I SHALL GO AND REPENT.

IN MY BUNK.

Sorry. Still lolling forever. I even found the definitely 100% more authentic article where the drama is turned UP TO ELEVEN. It's kind of beautiful. Man, I bet Henry is buying it a frame right now. I know I am, and I will sing it to sleep every night and call it Squishy and it shall be mine.

It's like a rejected drama-plot or something, it's awesome. I feel like it needs a dramatic reading. Or a fic. I should get on that. WHERE'S MY FIC, INTERNETS?

(Quick breakdown for the uninformed: Pretty much the same deal as the first, except this time the SM suits take Henry away immediately after his fierce outburst and this article emphasizes the whole 'Super Junior M falling apart at the seams since mixing these seven people is like mixing fire and water'. No cookies if you guess what that's referring to. Oh, also. Apparently Zhang Li Yin and Henry didn't even get to rehearse! Those meanies!)

I also find it pretty hilarious and flattering that SME started slamming down the rumor-mills almost immediately after these two articles launched. It makes me feel all gooey! IS THAT YOU LEE SOO MAN?

And whoever typed up these reports on the greatest sugar-high ever, I want some of what you're having, and also your baby, because this is definitely the only fun thing to come out regarding this issue forever. Thanks, man. ♥