muskruid: the caption, "make awkward sexual advances, not war" (Default)
I wonder how just a few months into this fandom I've already watched both my biases' careers getting totalled. It's a special kind of feeling. (A kind of Christmas feeling?)

I actually wasn't going to post about this at all until there was an actual concrete statement out, but um, this is kind of bad.

So, for posterity's sake, here's the facts as far as I know:
12.19. Zhoumi makes a huge faux-pas during the 53rd Asia Pacific Film Festival, putting the words "Si Chuan Earthquake" and "happy" in the same sentence. This causes a lot of outrage.
12.21. Hangeng files a lawsuit against SM.
12.21. Kyuhyun posts a cryptic message in his CY saying, "Not even a beast bites the hand that feeds them." Heechul also posts a cryptic message but I have no idea what the heck he was trying to say. Then the CY's get closed down.
12.21. Hangeng posts in his CY that he's fine and happy. [not sure about the time-stamp]
12.23. The Seoul District Courts have received Hangeng's lawsuit.
12.23. A reporter notes that Super Junior M is no longer on the guestlist for the concert on December 30th. The only one on the list? Henry, linked to Zhang Li Yin.
12.23. The CY's go back up again.

The rest is all conjecture and rumor. For instance, the staff at the concert seem to have gotten confirmation that Super Junior M is 'temporarily' disbanded with Zhang Li Yin having to fill in the spots left by the group (with, surprisingly, Henry), there are rumors that Leeteuk, Kangin (I don't know either, lol), Donghae, Eunhyuk and Yesung have filed similar lawsuits as the one Hangeng did and there are theories that the rest of Super Junior is just biding its time to start suing their hearts out. In fact, we aren't even sure what the heck Hangeng is shooting for! There are sources who say he wants to cut all ties with SME and start a solo-career, but the very first report seemed under the impression that he only wanted to revise his contract into something humane.

On a completely different tack: Funnily enough, I can't even find that concert on the 30th in Super Junior M's old schedule and yesterday the news broke that Taiwan is happy because they could land a second Super Show concert on February 21st.

But.

I have no idea how to feel, man. Because of the Christmas rush it's very hard to find any information on all this (and all of my haunts seem to have emptied out, whether because of Christmas or the shock/denial I have no idea).

Actually, the only thing I want to know at the moment is whether Zhoumi and Henry are safe somewhere (but of course they aren't important at all, amirite?). I heard rumors about Henry being in Taiwan at the moment the crazy hit, which I hope so fucking much is true. But what about Zhoumi? (Confirmation on where Siwon, Ryeowook and Kyuhyun are would be good too. I can't pinpoint a location for them at all, considering the unlikely event that they all took a holiday with their manager not answering his phone and all. Scratch that, considering they just had a concert appearance. This means ix-nay on the other members having filed?)

i kind of find it horribly low of the zhang li yin fans to start bashing henry right now, tbh, it's not like the boy asked to have his fucking career implode on him

So. Yeah.

/merry christmas, world

[#0066:]

Dec. 20th, 2009 03:49 pm
muskruid: the caption, "make awkward sexual advances, not war" (Default)
Well, figured I needed to get my butt in gear for the rest of this meme. I know, I run out of steam way too fast. Sigh. But seriously, these last few days? Suck balls. ANYWAYZ.


MEME
17. an art piece




18. whatever tickles your fancy

How about some more music-pimping? Please feast your ears on this. The Dykeenies are ♥.


19. a talent of yours

I can sleep half a day, through noisy relatives, cats who haven't quite figured out the meaning of the word stealth, a guinea pig with a botomless stomach and an annoying alarm-clock. Still waiting on my medal.


20. a hobby of yours

Um. How about this whole blog-thing I got going up on in here? Does that count? :D


I KNOW THIS PORTION WAS TOTALLY LAME. D:D:D: ARGH. BAD SNOWY WEATHER IS BAD AND THAT'S MY STORY.
muskruid: super junior m's hangeng, henry & zhoumi (love)
Instead of installing new and confusing search-functions they should start developing the internet-punch button. They'd certainly get alotta mileage outta that one./rant


MEME
12. whatever tickles your fancy

Well, I couldn't really figure out what I wanted to do for this slot, so, some stupid never goes amiss, right? I give to you, one of the best Dutch commercials ever. (I know, I know, over the top stereotyping. It's still funny.)



13. a fiction book

Apparently Zane Grey's Riders of the Purple Sage is semi-famous, who woulda thunk it? Not sure if it's the copious amounts of TMI, the holy run-on sentences, Batman, the purple prose or the undead horse of motherfucking doom that does it, though. Maybe all of the above. I know it is for me.


14. a non-fiction book

Haven't read any non-fiction lately, at least not in paperback format. But I am planning on buying A Lifetime of Secrets, a PostSecret book, primarily because of this:

When I give PostSecret presentations at college campuses, my hope is that people I have never met will be inspired to change their lives through the secrets and stories being shared. Not long ago, at one of my talks, it was my life that was changed, and the secret that inspired me came from a stranger in the front row.

I began my presentation by handing out blank postcards to everyone in the auditorium. I invited each person to anonymously write down a secret on a card and then pass it on. For the next hour, the postcards circulated and were read silently multiple times. At the end of my talk, I asked if anyone would like to stand and read the secret they were holding at that moment. A man in the front row stood up and haltingly read:

I wish I could apologize to my younger brother for the way I treated him growing up.

He sat down and exchanged a long look with the young man next to him. After more volunteers read aloud some of the other secrets that had been passed around, I collected all the cards. The man in the front row handed me the postcard he had read from, and the two men walked out together.

His postcard was blank.

I have witnessed many times how the courage of sharing a secret can be contagious. When I realized that the man had been pretending to read someone else’s secret and that the person he had left with was likely his brother, I was inspired.

Growing up, I was not an ideal older brother. As an adult, I have wished for an opportunity to apologize for some of my actions but did not want to open old wounds. I have not shared this secret with my brother . . . until now.

- Frank Warren on A Lifetime Of Secrets


15. a fanfic

From Me To You: a story in emails is an epistolary Star Wars shortfic that is nicely in keeping with the light-hearted tone I'm shooting for here. It's basically a rewrite starting from ESB and running through ROTJ, and it's funny and heart-breaking. That ending still guts me everytime.


16. a song that makes you cry (or nearly)

Tripod - Gonna Make You Happy Tonight
turn the lights down just a little bit lower
turn the lights down low
turn the lights down low
it's just that it helps me feel like I'm in a spaceship


This song totally made me cry. Laughing. (Yes, I'm lame like that.) :D:D:D

[#0064:]

Dec. 17th, 2009 12:59 pm
muskruid: a giant bunny getting torched with the caption, "kill it with fire" (kekeke)
FIRST SNOW OF THE YEAR. OMG, NOES.

I'm hanging all my hopes on it heating up sufficiently before the day is out, because I can't be having with the snow. Ick. I mean, sure, aesthetically it's rather pleasing, but practically? Do not want.

Also, there's Christmas lights hanging off the windows. That's scarily ninja.

Uh, need some nutrients now.


PS: The recent gender!fail of LJ? So classy, especially the part where they fell over themselves trying to justify it as an 'honest mistake'. Combined with all the trans!fail going on concerning the return of Victoria Bitter it's just shaping up to be the best end of the year ever! (Guys, stop showing your goddamn asses all the time. The only ass fandom is interested in is Snape Jensen Ackles' [please replace with the fictional/non-fictional person of your choice] anyway.)

And everybody and their dog is implementing new search-functions these days. Stop it. I'm not impressed.
muskruid: the caption, "make awkward sexual advances, not war" (triad)
Some more meme! These ones are easy and light on the TL;DR, so, good for me.


MEME
06. whatever tickles your fancy

KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS, BITCHES? YUP. THAT'S RIGHT!



HOLIDAYS ARE COMING!

Whoever the hell celebrates it, have a good one, 'ey? :D:D:D


07. a photo that makes you happy



What can I say? A pic of two of my favorite dudes taken by another one of my favorite dudes! HEE, THE BASEMENT BUNNIES! It's like, geez. Could it get any better? (Hint: The answer is no.) ♥ ♥ ♥


08. a photo that makes you angry/sad



On bad days, this pic pisses me right the fuck off, because it totally reminds me of the shitty Don't Don days that, if the class paid attention, makes me breathe fire. OTOH, because I do so love my silver linings, I kind of love this pic (why I saved it, because I don't think there's much use in saving pics that just piss you off, srsly, that's kinda weird) because Henry looks like such a bad mofo here. The kind that could take all thirteen in a fight barehanded. Also, there's a lot of synchronization!fail going on up there, and it seriously just makes me lol.

I kind of suck at this game, don't I?


09. a photo you took



A billboard on the way to grandma's. Truer words, man.


10. a photo taken of you ten years ago

Dude, I don't have any digital photos of that time, and I can hardly scan our photo-albums. (Also, I want to spare the world my horribly stupid mug.) Passing this one, and giving the internet a totally adorable pic of a meerkat instead. (Did you just say 'kitten'? AHAHAHAHA. NO.)



JUST LOOK HOW CUTE THAT THING IS. JUST LOOK AT IT!


11. a photo taken of you recently



So, this pic was taken in August while I was totally randomly on vacation in China and I just so happened to be going to the Touch Real SJM event and omg you gaiz I got to go onstage and|

YEAH THAT TOTALLY ISN'T ME, OK? I KNOW!! DON'T REMIND ME! D:D:D: But I think it kind of counts for something that I go to bed every night thinking it could have been me. Right? (Seriously, doesn't he just seem to give the best hugs ever? Where do I sign up for those things? Even if our combined awkwardness would probably combust the universe or something idek lol.)
muskruid: super junior m's henry (henry)
Late to the party, more wine for me. Doing the thirty-day meme that I have no idea where it originated, sorry! Anyway, like I said, way late to the party, so I need to catch up on it to make it coincide with the end of the year, so I'm just gonna be doing five days right now.

Yes, I am awesome that way.

Also, dodging esploding fangull heads, joy.


MEME
01. song of the day

The meme actually stated that it needed to be your favorite song, which is just ridic. I mean, who has an absolute favorite song above everything else? That's like. Unpossible. So I changed it to the song of the day (yes, screw the rules, I have spare change). And naturellement, the song of the day is none other than Henry's Taiwan solo!

Super Junior M's Henry - Silence (安靜)
silence doesn't come so easily
i will learn to give you up
because i love you so much


A little about my choice, because I do so love TL;DRing about my favorite guy on the planet! I imagine him picking out a solo went kinda like, "Huh, I want to sing Silence, but you can't sing Silence without adding in some Chopin, and the fans will probably expect some violin, but, no, wait, this could totally work," and then he went and gave us a one-man show of awesome. The only thing missing would be for Henry to have stood up at the end and danced a jig to Michael Jackson. No. Really.

I gotta say that out of all the solos, I was most impressed by Henry's. (And this isn't even my bias speaking.) I mean, the other guys, comparatively, get to sing alot in M itself, while Henry keeps getting shafted into singing the ridiculous bit-parts (his line in Blue Tomorrow still makes me go, "Man, what is he even there for?" A: TO LOOK ADORABLE IN HIS BONNET DUH) so getting to hear him again, singing a song he obviously loves to death (I loved his version of Betrayal, seriously, and I still miss his performances of Julia, you don't even know!) was like, omgwtf. And even if he hasn't had a lot of time or opportunity to work on his vocals, I think Henry's improved quite a bit. His timber is also incredibly well-suited to Jay Chou's, too, which you know, ♥.

There's some screaming during the beginning and the end, but it doesn't exactly reach ear-shattering levels, mercy. So yeah. In conclusion: This solo is just all the ♥ in the world.


02. a movie

Again, with the favorite thing, again, I'm changing it. There's lots of movies that I adore (i.e. Star Wars, Nightmare Before Christmas, almost anything Edward Norton) so actually singling out one is. No.

But for the purposes of the meme I'm gonna go with Disney's The Little Mermaid. Originally, this movie was like the favorite Disney movie of [livejournal.com profile] ruinedpaperclip, with my poison being a toss-up between The Lion King and Aladdin (what can I say, I totally wanted to be either Simba or Aladdin when I grew up!) but rediscovering the magic made me realize that, oh boy, nothing gets my goat quite like The Little Mermaid.

And yeah, my OTP so is Ariel/Eric! With Sebastian/King Triton a close second. *shot*


03. a tv program

Medium. Medium. Medium.

There's no words on the planet to encapsulate my love for this show. And although I think it's slowly tipping into shark-jumping territory, this is still the show that I totally, absolutely adore. And not in small part because of my amazing big, big love for the cast involved.

This show makes me flail so much, lol. Oh, Allison! Oh, Joe! ♥


04. a book

There's lots of books that I think deserve a spot on my favorite shelf, but I'm gonna totally go with my favorite Star Wars EU book (no, don't run away just yet!) which is none other than Timothy Zahn's Survivor's Quest.

My thoughts on it kind of go as follows: REMEMBER THAT FANFIC WHERE LIKE LUKE LOVED MARA AND MARA LOVED LUKE AND THEY BASICALLY JUST WIN AT LIFE AND THE UNIVERSE AND THE GALAXY (AND THE NEXT TWENTY ONES TOO)? YEAH. IT IS LIKE THAT ONLY LIKE, ASKJKJALD!EPIC. AND LIKE, SHIT GETS DESTROYED. WHICH IS ALWAYS A++++.

Technically, you'll need to read Survivor's Quest and then backtrack to Outbound Flight (also by Timothy Zahn, detailing the demise of Jorus C'baoth and the like, whose main life lesson it imparted on me was most probably: DON'T LET THRAWN NEAR YOUR GIRLFRIEND. SRSLY. ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?) but being of the ilk that likes to save the best for last I totally read it chronologically, haha.

But it was actually a minor loss, because, MAN, I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FOCUS ON THE PLOT ANYWAYZ.

I can most probably go on and on about what I loved about this book, but they're all pretty shallow and embarrassing and you-know to be of much import to anyone ever. (BECAUSE ONE OF THE PLUSSES OF HAVING A JEDI FOR A HUSBAND IS THAT YOU'RE NEVER TRULY ALONE, GAIZ. ♥) So I'm just gonna bow out semi-gracefully now.


05. favorite quote

I don't really do quotes, because I totally don't have the long- or short-term memory for it, lol. But this is something I read a long time ago in my totally lost copy of I Always Get My Sin, which I thought was hilarious, so.

Euro English
by Anon

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEngish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the forth year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trobls or difikultis and evrivum vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.


And that's that. See you tomorrow, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel. :D

[#0061:]

Dec. 15th, 2009 02:32 am
muskruid: super junior m (m)
UH, MIMI AND HENRY ON STAR KING, WHAT?



NO.

REALLY?

...REALLY?




/undecided
muskruid: the caption, "make awkward sexual advances, not war" (Default)
Holy shit, the temperature dropped quickly.

Can't we just like, skip winter for once? D:D:

It's getting to be that period of time where the days are just those nasty things that happen between being warm and cosy in bed and going to be warm and cosy in bed. Blah. In case it wasn't clear, so not a winter person here.

Also, this is so totally stupid that it comes out being totally fabulous, kind of like the '70s, in a way. YES! I WANT IT! (I especially love the Oops! button, hahaha.)
muskruid: the caption, "make awkward sexual advances, not war" (Default)
So, I was angry last night. Instead of internalizing it like every other thing that I get upset about, I wrote a post about it. Big mistake.

Anyway, it's fixed now.

A little more on the SSII in Nanjing (I wonder why they didn't just push this concert back so it didn't nearly coincide with, you know, the day of the Nanjing Massacre, what the duce):

Their performance of Super Girl was uh, clunky. I'm not sure what's going on there. Maybe the constant hopping around is actually getting to them? (Either I'm projecting or Henry doesn't seem to enjoy himself much here, either.) Focusing on the positive, Donghae is randomly patting butts or whatever the hell he thinks he's doing and Henry pointing at Donghae is love.

Their performance of Blue Tomorrow is good. Of course, they just randomly stand and sit around, so. As per usual, Henry has earbud-troubles somewhere halfway through.

I haven't seen Don't Don just yet, but from what I can tell it's the same old, same old. I'm not bitter.

Then the ending! Which can only be summed up like:

MIMI AND HEECHUL MIMI AND HEECHUL MIMI AND HEECHUL MIMI AND HEECHUL MIMI AND HEECHUL, BITCHES. ♥

[#0058:]

Dec. 13th, 2009 04:03 am
muskruid: super junior m's henry (henry)
AND HEECHUL'S SOLO IT IS. ♥

Comments: Well, obviously, it's awesome. Heechul's drama is turned up to eleven (his screams kind of make me wince, though, please mind your throat, Heechul!) while Henry is like, oh, if I have to. And he nearly seems to want to collapse into Heechul, lol. (Bad day, Henry?/worry-wart) I'm now anticipating the day where either Heechul or Henry starts sucking the other's blood.

Also, there's not a lick of gel in Henry's hair, his shoe-laces are still untied, and, I can't resist, he looks like one of those hot 'goffik' chicks I remember from high school that I was never brave enough to actually talk to (minus the violin, which just makes it OVER 9000 times sexier, so rawr). Is this the part where I can start calling him Henrietta and have hir star in all my deeply repressed high school fantasies? *rimshot*



THAT VIPER TOTALLY BRINGS ME TO THE YARD. UNF UNF UNF.

Also, I totally agree with Clip, Wook looks fine. And again agreeing with Clip that Henry should just like, screw the fans and go and hang out with Wook on the left side of the stage. They can dramatize together! (I think I don't need to mention the fact that those two so bring out the worstbest in each other.)

In the morning, I'll blame it all on sleep deprivation. This plan is foolproof, y/y. :D:D:D


EDIT: THIS JUST IN: MIMI AND HENRY GOT TO JOIN THEM AT THE END AGAIN?! IS THIS LIKE A THING NOW? BECAUSE I MIGHT JUST NEED TO LIKE, PARTY IT UP IF THAT'S THE CASE, EVEN IF IT'S ASS O'CLOCK.

Also, Mimi and Heechul hugging? Siwon again being the most awesome ever? Though I kind of think it's crap to make Mimi and Henry bow to the fans, Hangeng's pride being way palpable? YES DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT.

[#0057:]

Dec. 12th, 2009 07:36 pm
muskruid: the caption, "make awkward sexual advances, not war" (Default)
Another boring day in boring life on boring Earth.

Layout change, because I can. Natch.

Watched Ice Princess just now. Clean and silly and utterly Disney (which also means that it's somehow laden with alot of homoerotic tension, thank you kindly, Disney!), but I had to watch it the whole way through because Hayden Panettiere is seriously, seriously pretty. Even in one of those dinky iceskater-costumes. And Kim Cattrall is fabulous and Joan Cusack doesn't need much of an introduction, right? So, yeah.

God, Hayden Panettiere is gorgeous.

I have no other thoughts to share.

[#0056:]

Dec. 10th, 2009 08:15 pm
muskruid: the caption, "make awkward sexual advances, not war" (triad)
I CAN'T SEEM TO DECIDE WHETHER I WANT HENRY TO PERFORM IN HEECHUL'S ENTICEMENT SONATA OR TO DAZZLE ME WITH THE STORM SOME MORE. I CAN'T EVEN CONTEMPLATE HAVING THEM BOTH BECAUSE MY BRAIN WOULD PROBABLY EXPLODE FROM SHEER AWESOMESAUCE. NO JOKE.

IT IS CAUSING ME SEVERE EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL DISTRESS, GUYS. AS SUCH, I DEMAND SM TO APOLOGIZE TO ME, IN PERSON, WITH LOTS OF CHOCOLATE AND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH M IN A LOCATION OF MY CHOICE RICHES OMG. D:


Also, please to be somehow getting Mimi in on the action, too.

I'm gonna go nuclear if they decide to axe Henry's solo and Henry's addition to Heechul's solo though, because watno.
muskruid: super junior m (m)
With their stay in Taiwan having come to an end (that was flippin' fast), here's some assorted thoughts on, you guessed it, Super Junior M:

The Taiwan Fanparty was awesome, of course, but the security was awesomer (OH SNAP!). Donghae's I'm Yours was adorable, though I admit the first VCR-tape freaked me out. I mean, there was grass, and then a dude that got censored by pixelation? ASIA AND YOUR WEIRD SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE GOOFS, LOL.

From what I can gather (through my intelligent use of babelfish and logical deduction skills), is that the first day they played Ring Ding Dong (I'm thinking during the musical chairs segment where the players were Gege, Kyu and Mimi?) and Donghae was singing to it while Henry and Ryeowook danced to it. (Also, one fan said Henry was teaching Ryeowook the moves, lol?!) I can't confirm it or anything, but it sounds precious. So yeah. ♥

Mimi gave up his seat. OH MIMI. ♥

The gift-giving was cute, though it kind of cracks me up how they claim to have always used this hat/sunscreen/whatever. Guys, the fans'll value that shit even if it weren't passed down to you from your great-great-grandfather twice removed, seriously. LOLOLOL.

Donghae taking everything for himself, hahaha.

I'm kind of surprised by the lipbalm Henry gave away, to be honest. Of course, the operating words are gave away, LMAO. He applied it to everyone but Mimi! (Why?)

There was a guyfan, M's fantastical masculine insecurity showed as they all freaked out over having to hug him, Donghae and Henry took an adorable time-out, there was a picture taken with M with the backdrop of the fans gathered there, Henry got a big fuzzy heart from somewhere (that Donghae tried to steal, ohnohedidn't) and Kyuhyun cried. :(

Then there was the encore performance of Me which was flippin' awesome!

Let me show you how.


from 3:23 to 3:33 is like ASJKLAKJL! IDON'TEVEN ♥


Then there's the various TV shows. 100% Entertainment was very, very quick and to the point, Donghae was pretty much faily, Siwon's fumble of 'you love me, i mean, i love you' was OHLOL EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TRUE ESPECIALLY HENRY *shot* and Hangeng nixed everybody's hopes in the bud. I wonder if he knows that he just stabbed all the Super Junior fans in the heart and then twisted the knives oh-so-slowly.

Probably not.

Anyway, the other shows haven't aired yet. Anticipation is pretty much up the wazoo here (especially since there may be the return of The Storm!). I'm thinking I'm gonna enjoy this New Year, ha ha ha. (I'm not sure about this new thing of theirs where they switch clothes for uh, every show, does that make me odd?)

Also, Taiwan makes Henry hyperactive and giddy and lauve and omg, and Dandelion's Promise followed by (Fantasy Impromptu followed by) Silence so blew me away. Henry, the original Jay Chou fanboy, hee! I heartily, heartily approve. ♥

(Wish somebody could rip all the VCR-tapes of their solos, dude.;;;)

[#0054:]

Dec. 6th, 2009 01:50 am
muskruid: super junior m's henry (henry)
GOING TO SLEEP AFTER THIS, REALLY.

Just a quickie!

Press conference cuteness. Thousands of people (exaggeration, it's what's for dinner) have already commented on Kyuhyun being a brat, and thousands of people will comment on the whole TV-drama thing (OH EM GEE, THEY SHOULD DO A HORROR, Y/Y? also, is it me or is henry like, god, gege, don't jinx it asjhdkaj;; lol) but I'm sure no one will comment about the most important part of the interview.

Meaning.

Reporter: So Super Junior M has Korean members and Chinese members –
Geng: — and a Canadian member!

Reporter: So Super Junior M has Korean members and Chinese members –
Geng: — and a Canadian member!|


:D:D:D

AND LOOK AT HENRY'S BEAM. JUST LOOK AT IT! OH, GEGE. ♥


from here.
muskruid: super junior m (m)
SPAZZ ABOUT THE TAIWAN FANPARTY:

White suits omg. Loving it. ...not too sure about the hair, though.

Musical chairs? Uh, again? (Don't they know that's like, kind of 1999?)

Donghae's classic HO HO HO and his starting move ha ha ha.

THAT WAS TOTALLY PRICELESS, WOOK. COULD YOU STAND UP A LITTLE FASTER AND SHOUT A LITTLE LOUDER? LOLOLOL. "HENLI-AH!!1!"

HENRY'S DEJECTION KILLS ME. OH BABE. YOU'RE A WINNER IN OUR HEART. ♥

Henry translates for the Spanish girl! OH GOD AND DONGHAE IS LIKE, "I'M SO BEAUTIFUL. I'M SO SEXY." I seriously didn't catch that at all the first time I watched it. Donghae, wtf. And Henry's like, "You won't be sexy for long." I would watch that fight.

Henry talking. Just. Brain out of order.

He asks her "who do you wanna hold hands with?" LOLOLOLOLOL. Y SO PRECIOUS.

And she's like, "MIMI!" ♥♥♥ (She's seriously cute.)

HENRY CALLING OUT GENTLEMAN MIMI. His accent, you gaiz, asljakldiel.

MIMI IS CHANGING CLOTHES? NOOOO. Mimi, Mimi! And Henry is almost immediately like, "I'll shake hands with you! :D:D:D" HAHAHAHAHAHA. And then he hugs her too! WAAAAAAAAAAH. THAT'S A FREE HUG. THAT'S TOTES AGAINST THE RULES.

Mimi's solo is beautiful as always. ♥

SIWON'S ONE TWO THREE FOUR. HEE.

Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Hangeng, fabulousness, yay!

Henry preludes himself with a violin piece and then uses a grand piano to pull out the hearts of every fan everywhere. THAT'S OK BABE, MY HEART ALREADY BELONGED TO YOU ANYWAY.

Seriously, though, Henry floored me.////

Now where is Donghae's?

ROLLING UPDATE: HENRY'S AUNT AND COUSINS WERE THERE!

Curse this body and its disgusting need for sleep! I haven't even seen Donghae's I'm Yours yet.
muskruid: the caption, "make awkward sexual advances, not war" (triad)
Being bored means not having to say I'm sorry, right?

That's what I thought.

Trolling the internet, I decided to go read some astrology. Then, because my mind is occupied with only one thing 24/7, I thought to look up the Signs of my favorite seven guys. So, without further ado, Chinese Astrology Compatibility, M-style.

I'm not sorry. )
muskruid: the caption, "drink coffee! do stupid things faster with more energy" (lulz)
Dreary day. So,


The The Impotence of Proofreading
Taylor Mali

Has this ever happened to you?
You work very horde on a paper for English clash
And then get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D =)
and all because you are the word's liverwurst spoiler.
Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.

This is a problem that affects manly, manly students.
I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term
that my English teacher in my sophomoric year,
Mrs. Myth, said I would never get into a good colleague.
And that's all I wanted, just to get into a good colleague.
Not just anal community colleague,
because I wouldn't be happy at anal community colleague.
I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation,
I really need to be challenged, challenged dentally.
I know this makes me sound like a stereo,
but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal collegue.
So I needed to improvement
or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison
(in Prison, New Jersey).

So I got myself a spell checker
and figured I was on Sleazy Street.

But there are several missed aches
that a spell chukker can't can't catch catch.
For instant, if you accidentally leave a word
your spell exchequer won't put it in you.
And God for billing purposes only
you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling
your spell Chekhov might replace a word
with one you had absolutely no detention of using.
Because what do you want it to douche?
It only does what you tell it to douche.
You're the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit.
It just goes to show you how embargo
one careless clit of the mouth can be.

Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.
The teacher read my entire paper on A Sale of Two Titties
out loud to all of my assmates.
I'm not joking, I'm totally cereal.
It was the most humidifying experience of my life,
being laughed at pubically.

So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:
One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.
And three: When it comes to proofreading,
the red penis your friend.


That is all. c:
muskruid: super junior m (m)
STOP.

FREE COMPLIMENTS TIME! M-STYLE!

Hangeng, Hangeng, what's hangeng with you? Thank you for being Super Junior M's superlicious leader, and thank you for never ever giving up. I love your generosity, and the way you laugh. Please laugh forever!

Siwon, my man, I seriously love you. Thanks for being the best elder brother the group could ask for, and your eyebrows. Oh, those eyebrows. I could wax poetic about them for hours. Also, never lose that fabulous bod you got there.

Kyuhyun, you're totally evil. And I mean that in the best possible way. I'd like to stone with you for days.

Zhoumi, Mimi, when you smile, rooms light up, suns go supernova, and kittens become ceiling cats. Love the short hair on you and the color really becomes you. Please keep churning out the cute lyrics, because seriously. Cute! Love you forever.

Donghaaaaai, you obnoxious little ass. Thank you for being you. You're great, watching you always makes me laugh, and the way you rock the house when you dance. Wow.

Henry, when I think of happiness I think of you. Just. Love you. ♥

Last but certainly not least, Ryeowook, the great Wook, you delightfully evil man, you. When you sing, you shine. I know that under that cute, fluffy veneer you're totally the real Evil Overlord of the group (Kyu, you're a fabulous cover) and I welcome and love you for it. Keep shining on, you.

Honorable mentions go to the staff, the managers, the stylists, the wranglers, the translators, everyone who makes Super Junior M what it is. Thank you.
muskruid: super junior m's hangeng, henry & zhoumi (love)
Just the most awesome ending to a Super Show ever.

I have no words. ♥

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Nov. 30th, 2009 06:58 pm
muskruid: super junior m's henry (henry)
HOLY CRAP. I JUST NOW NOTICED HOW MUCH GUNK THERE IS ON HENRY'S FACE DURING DON'T DON AND HEECHUL'S SOLO (HAHAHAHA, HEECHUL, YOU CAN'T TOUCH THAT, NO, REALLY, BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH THIS IS ME WISHING I WAS HEECHUL). LIKE, SERIOUSLY LOL. IT IS SO 2007 OMG WHAT ARE THE MAKEUP ARTISTS THINKING OH HELLS.





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somewhere far away from here,
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considering everything's a mess.

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