[#0071:] one awkward silence

Sorry. Still lolling forever. I even found the definitely 100% more authentic article where the drama is turned UP TO ELEVEN. It's kind of beautiful. Man, I bet Henry is buying it a frame right now. I know I am, and I will sing it to sleep every night and call it Squishy and it shall be mine.

It's like a rejected drama-plot or something, it's awesome. I feel like it needs a dramatic reading. Or a fic. I should get on that. WHERE'S MY FIC, INTERNETS?

(Quick breakdown for the uninformed: Pretty much the same deal as the first, except this time the SM suits take Henry away immediately after his fierce outburst and this article emphasizes the whole 'Super Junior M falling apart at the seams since mixing these seven people is like mixing fire and water'. No cookies if you guess what that's referring to. Oh, also. Apparently Zhang Li Yin and Henry didn't even get to rehearse! Those meanies!)

I also find it pretty hilarious and flattering that SME started slamming down the rumor-mills almost immediately after these two articles launched. It makes me feel all gooey! IS THAT YOU LEE SOO MAN?

And whoever typed up these reports on the greatest sugar-high ever, I want some of what you're having, and also your baby, because this is definitely the only fun thing to come out regarding this issue forever. Thanks, man. ♥