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[#0032:] don't don and the case of the everlasting freaks
This is all based on true events.
Somewhere in the passages of time, there was a Korean boyband, called, hilariously, Super Junior. This Korean boyband enjoyed some success, I suppose (though really, I wouldn't know), because not only did they sing about loving you long time, there were thirteen of them singing about loving you long time. So many pretty boys, so little time! Except of course for the tubby one, because, dude.
(Shindong, I seriously love you, man. ♥)
I digress. Either way, there were thirteen, and the world was a happy place. But then! (You seriously didn't think it would end happily-ever-after, right?)
From the fiery depths of Hell (also known as Canada) came a kid, a boy, no less, who used his satanic demon violin skills to curry favour with the bigshot of Korean boybands all the while looking like your favourite kid brother (if your kid brother were inclined to wear dead birds on their shoulder and uh, moonwalk while playing the violin, that is). And this all to ensure his goal of infiltrating the hapless succesful Korean boyband, the horrors!
Of course, the fangirls saw through his clever disguise, and started a silent protest. Which is actually one of the smartest things they've done in like, ever. Again, I digress.
When that didn't work, they were like, "I wonder if it's because we're not actually saying anything." That got heads spinning and reeling and tumbling end over end. Then, the head-honcho of the fangirl brigade and ostensibly the one with the biggest brain said, "You know, 13 + 1 = 0, right? So we should totally shout that while Demon Kid is using his Demonic Skills onstage."
(You can see how they were screwed from the start, ey?)
For some reason (I'm thinking mind-control) everybody thought this to be the greatest idea since shoving thirteen boys in a band and letting all of them sing about one line each. As you do.
But the sordid tale didn't end there, for the boss-man of the Korean boyband industry was like, "Psah, who needs Korea? I wantthe worldChina!" and had long ago made the decision to dump the Demon Spawn (from CanadaHell) in a sub-group with five members of the Korean boyband proper to go and "conquest" China.
The fangirls, instead of realizing that wow, this is a frikkin' boyband for God's sake, decided to boycott this sub-group and still used their faulty maths to try to dissuade the Demon Kid from owning their souls. No idea how that went, actually. The stories, much of them myths or legends, are patchy at best, and will no doubt be used as scary bed-time stories to learn the importance of not underestimating the batshit of the Korean fangirl.
Anyway, skip a year later, and me and my sister were just hanging out, and she pokes me and says, "Whatever happened to that crazy kid with the violin?" and I'm like, "What? How should I know? You want me to check?" and she's like, "Well, he was cute." and I'm like, "Yeah, he was. Demonic kids always are, don't'cha know."
I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks, here. :)
This is all a very round-about way of saying that there will shortly be a FUCKIN' SUPER JUNIOR M SPAZZ POST OMG. ♥♥♥
Somewhere in the passages of time, there was a Korean boyband, called, hilariously, Super Junior. This Korean boyband enjoyed some success, I suppose (though really, I wouldn't know), because not only did they sing about loving you long time, there were thirteen of them singing about loving you long time. So many pretty boys, so little time! Except of course for the tubby one, because, dude.
(Shindong, I seriously love you, man. ♥)
I digress. Either way, there were thirteen, and the world was a happy place. But then! (You seriously didn't think it would end happily-ever-after, right?)
From the fiery depths of Hell (also known as Canada) came a kid, a boy, no less, who used his satanic demon violin skills to curry favour with the bigshot of Korean boybands all the while looking like your favourite kid brother (if your kid brother were inclined to wear dead birds on their shoulder and uh, moonwalk while playing the violin, that is). And this all to ensure his goal of infiltrating the hapless succesful Korean boyband, the horrors!
Of course, the fangirls saw through his clever disguise, and started a silent protest. Which is actually one of the smartest things they've done in like, ever. Again, I digress.
When that didn't work, they were like, "I wonder if it's because we're not actually saying anything." That got heads spinning and reeling and tumbling end over end. Then, the head-honcho of the fangirl brigade and ostensibly the one with the biggest brain said, "You know, 13 + 1 = 0, right? So we should totally shout that while Demon Kid is using his Demonic Skills onstage."
(You can see how they were screwed from the start, ey?)
For some reason (I'm thinking mind-control) everybody thought this to be the greatest idea since shoving thirteen boys in a band and letting all of them sing about one line each. As you do.
But the sordid tale didn't end there, for the boss-man of the Korean boyband industry was like, "Psah, who needs Korea? I want
The fangirls, instead of realizing that wow, this is a frikkin' boyband for God's sake, decided to boycott this sub-group and still used their faulty maths to try to dissuade the Demon Kid from owning their souls. No idea how that went, actually. The stories, much of them myths or legends, are patchy at best, and will no doubt be used as scary bed-time stories to learn the importance of not underestimating the batshit of the Korean fangirl.
Anyway, skip a year later, and me and my sister were just hanging out, and she pokes me and says, "Whatever happened to that crazy kid with the violin?" and I'm like, "What? How should I know? You want me to check?" and she's like, "Well, he was cute." and I'm like, "Yeah, he was. Demonic kids always are, don't'cha know."
I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks, here. :)
This is all a very round-about way of saying that there will shortly be a FUCKIN' SUPER JUNIOR M SPAZZ POST OMG. ♥♥♥